What would a holiday be without useless crap you need to buy to feel like you matter? Well, we here at Double Steak Day HQ like to keep the focus on our meat, but we recognize that other celebrants might like some stylish momento to commemorate their day of double-eating.

(And, let's be honest, Christmas didn't really take off until they started cashing in on that tubby guy with the beard!)

So, because (a few of) you demanded it, we are proud to introduce our official Double Steak Day holiday characters, Lunch & Dinner, now available in small, medium, and large:
 

Plus tote bags, mousepads, holiday cards, and more, all courtesy CafePress.com.