About the Author

Drew Melbourne is a writer and creator of fake holidays and other oddities. He lives in Springfield, Pennsylvania with his wife Laura, son Sam, cats Leia and Ninja, and Barnaby, the ghost of the small child who died in his dining room closet 60 years ago.
 

On a moonless night, when the winds are still, you can hear Barnaby's ghoulish whispers: "I AM FICTIONAL! FIIIIIC-TIONALLLLLL!"

Chilling.

Also, Drew likes some kinds of pie.