New column up at Scryptic about the kinds of nothing questions that would-be writers live and die by. And, for those of you who miss my old cartoon avatar, there's a treat at the end of the column.

And, as always, it is unbelievably funny. No serious. I dare you to believe how funny it is! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU CAN'T DO IT!!!

MU HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Ahem. Um. Sorry about that. That was a, uh... keyboard malfunction.

Darn thing has a life of its own.