I have seen the Fantastic Four movie, and I have deemed it...

Not un-fantastic.

Seriously, if you're a big FF fan and you're going to see it, lower your expectations to zero. If you go in with that mindset, you should enjoy the film. If you know zero about the FF, you should enjoy the film. If you're Bill Jemas, and you think that FF should be a domestic comedy, you should enjoy the film.

If you think the FF are nothing without Skrulls, the Silver Surfer, and the blue side of the Moon, well...

You'll always have your INCREDIBLES DVD.