I'm still in a "weird stuff" mood even now that I'm back in NYC. I don't think you'll be able to fully appreciate this from the video, but here is an actual sweat-shirt-er, recently observed in its natural habitat at H&M:

For those who are unable to discern from the video and who are unclear on my "I just made it up" lingo, a sweat-shirt-er is half sweater and half sweat-shirt. That's right. The hood and the front is all sweat-shirt. The arms and the back are all sweater.

Never speak of this again.