Sunday, December 18th is the second annual...

Here is a Double Steak Day carol...

We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
Now please eat two steaks!

Two steaks you will eat,
But at separate meals!
And steak and eggs doesn't cow-ount,
So don't pull that crap!

We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
Please, please, eat both steaks!

Have one steak at home,
And another outside!
Have one with your family,
And one with people you like!

We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
Dude, seriously, eat two steaks!

You have to play checkers,
At least once on Double Steak Day!
If you want, you can make a wager,
And the worst player pays!

We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
Eat two steaks or your dead to me!

Double Steak Day is abbreviated:
DSx2!
Do not abbreviate it "DSD" or,
There will be sudden, unexpected, and unpleasant consequences!

We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
We wish you a Double Steak Day!
MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE ROOM!

The meters a little off, but the above carol neatly covers all the rules and traditions of Double Steak Day to date. If anyone has any questions about how to properly observe Double Steak Day, please email me at my special holiday email: DSX2@DrewMelbourne.com.

All responses will be given in carol form.