My friend Jay just gotten married, so I'm sure that he's fairly distracted right now. I wouldn't want to bother him with minutiae. But, if anyone thinks I'm trying to exploit his current state of busy-ness-ism, let me just say this:

Yes, I do in fact owe Jay $17.00, and I will pay him back at some point.

I owe him $10.00 for the time I sent him to get a bus driver's autograph, and I owe him $7.00 for the time I asked him to make a U-turn so that his car would pull up to the curve facing the opposite direction, and the last passenger into the back seat would squeeze someone ELSE to the center.

Yes, Jay, if you're reading this, don't worry. You will get that $17.00...

...WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!!!

(Possibly just seconds before midnight on the day that you have to relieve yourself of all savings and all worldly possessions in order to win an even larger inheritance.)

I win! I WIN!!!

MuHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!