Here's a loaf of bread I "found" in my apartment:

The sad part is that I didn't find it "under the couch" or "behind a cupboard" or even "under something." It was just sitting there on the living room floor next to the TV for three weeks.

In my defense, part 1:
There were some really interesting programs on TV.

In my defense, part 2:
It totally wasn't me that left the bread there.

In my defense, part 3:
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!