Let's see if this works:

 
After listening to the complete song, I get the distinct impression that the kid is his son. Dirty deadbeat liar.

On Wednesday's American Idol, Mr. David "Eat That, Archuleta" Cook (the singer of the song that Chris Cornell enjoyed so much that he stole a time machine and travelled back in time to record it a year earlier) compared his enormous forehead to a Marvel supervillain's. He didn't specify which one, but perhaps he meant:

 

 
If so, we should expect Billie Jean's baby to come out something like this:

 

 
I think. "Michael Jackson + American Idol + Sound Garden + Marvel Comics" gives me a little bit of a headache.

Seacrest out.