A joke:

Guy's sitting on the subway train, reading his newspaper, not bothering anybody, when this cute redhead squeezes in next to him. She smiles politely, mutters a brief apology, and then puts on her headphones. The guy smiles and goes back to his paper.

Couple stops later, the redhead gets off, and this gorgeous, model-hot brunette sits down. Guy thinks maybe he's seen her on TV before. Of course, she doesn't look at the guy once, but he cannot stop staring.

Couple stops later, the brunette gets off, and without a doubt the most beautiful woman this guy has ever seen sits down next to him. She's a six foot tall blonde goddess with perfect skin and sparkling green eyes, dressed like she's on her way to a cocktail party in Milan. Every guy on the train is staring at her, their jaws literally dropped.

And our guy cannot believe his luck. He's always been extremely shy around women, but even a guy like him can't let an opportunity like this pass. So he takes a deep breath, turns to the blonde, and says, "I'm sorry to bother you. I don't usually do this sort of thing, but my stop's coming up in a minute, and if I don't ask you this question now, I just know I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life..."

"Can you please get up? Because I am dying got to see the girl who sits down after you."