Today my brother told me that he has a rule that he doesn't see movies if the titles can easily be turned into fodder for bad reviews. As in "If you like Get Smart, you'll love Get Lobotomy." Or "Turns out there's a reason it's called Get Smart, and not Get More Than a One Star Review." Or "Get Smart? How about Get The Last Two Hours of My Life Back?" Or "I'm not sure who was getting smart in that movie, but I know I left the theater with fewer brain cells than when I went in." Or "Sorry, I don't Get it!" Or "Don't Get Smart with me, young man! I'm serious. Please. Not again." Or "How much worse can it Get?" Or "Bibbldy Zibbldy, Get Smart!" Or "I kept waiting for it to Get better!" Or "But if we all get smart, who will pay to see the sequel?" Or "Get Smart got dumb!" Or "That's Smart-ed!"Or "You should Get Your Money Back!" Or "Look out for the Smart Bomb!"

(My apologies to Steve Carrell.)