Shephard's Isle
06.07.08
Earlier this week, I posted a link to my friend Daniel's Gilligan's Island meets Lost mash-up, "Uncharted", which is basically 22-pages of Gilligan and friends being obscure.
That got me thinking, how would the other half go? That's "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" But where's the "You got your peanut butter in my chocolate?!?"
Here then, with apologies to... gosh... well, to just about everyone I suppose... Here is "Shephard's Isle"...
- Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust,
Sit right back
and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a spoooky isle,
That started in Austral-i-a,
Aboard Oceanic Flight eight-one-five!
The pilot was the guy from Alias,
But don't worry, he dies quick.
The passengers were on their way to Los Angeles,
So in a way, you could say that fate was doing them a favor.
(That fate was doing them a favor.)
This guy on this Island forgot to input a code,
Causing an electro-magnetic pulse that crashed the plane.
Most of the passengers died immediately,
But those that survived got to star in Lost.
(Got to star in Lost.)
The survivors made camp on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Jack,
And Sawyer the Con-Man,
The Asian Guy and His Wiiiife!
One of the Hobbits from Lord of the Rings,
An Iraqi Torturer,
A Murderous Fugitive,
And a Crazy Bald Guy!
Plus, One of the Guys from Oz,
A Fat Dude too,
A Pregant Woman,
And Some Characters who were Eaten by a Smoke Monster...Also, there was that guy Desmond I mentioned,
A Crazy French Woman,
Ben and the Others,
(Including Bat-Manuel from The Tick),
People from a different part of the plane,
The Boat People,
Some extras who didn't get any lines,
And the ghost of Jack's dad!
I'm forgetting someone, I swear...
Oh, right! The po-lar bear!
Here on Damon Lindelof and J.J. Abram's Lost!