I feel your pain, target audience. Lost season finaleed last week, and Dungeons & Dragons, 4th Edition won't be in stores for another four hours. What could possibly fill the void?

Well, my friend Daniel Fienberg has written something for you that isn't quite Lost and admitedly has nothing to do with D&D (unless you're desperate to argue over what fourth edition roles Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millionaire and his Wife, the Movie Star, the Professor, and Mary Ann fill).

Digression:
Striker, Defender, Controller, Controller, Controller, Leader, Striker.

That's right! Finally, someone has answered the age old question, "What happens if you cross Gilligan's Island with Lost?"

And that answer is -- SPOILERS AHOY -- Giligan's Island wouldn't make any sense, either.

Click here for Daniel J. Fienberg's "Uncharted."