One of the great things about Halloween is that it's the only day of the year where you're allowed to carry a weapon (say a trident) around with you on the street, and nobody thinks it's weird. Nobody says, "Hey, why is that dude carrying a trident onto the 6 train?"

This year, I'm finally putting together my long-planned Shaun of the Dead costume. Here is the cricket bat I bought off of eBay that I could use to bludgeon you to death:

 

 

So... you know... don't get on my bad side on October 31st...