And here's a random sampling of random pictures I've taken with my random cell phone. With limited comment:

 

 

Pretty!

 

 

Hipster vandals strike again!

 

 

This stinks.

 

 

Portrait of a Fartist as a Young Man.

 

 

Exciting changes at the Empire State Building! When they're finished, the ESB will transform into a giant robot. Take that, monkeys!

 

 

Based on informal polling, I have determined that North is the least popular direction to face atop the Empire State Building (or ESBtor, as our new mechanical overlord is now known).

 

 

If your building is dirty, don't wash it! Just paint it red. (and by "your," I of course mean "mine.")

 

 

And for the love of all that's good and decent, resist the urge to remove the electrical tape and plug the cord into the outlet. You might... accidentally... power... something.