Defined as "The feeling of satisfaction you achieve when one of your shoe laces comes untied, and so you retie it, but then your other lace, which didn't come untied, just feels less tied than your newly retied lace, so you have to bend down, untie, and retie that lace too, but then finally, when you're done, you feel this sense of ease and comfort wash over you, because you know for certain that both of your shoe laces are adequately and equally well tied."

For use in a sentence such as "The barefoot man will never known true shoequilibrium."